About Me:  Thirty-one.  Mother of two little furry beasties. Office coordinator/writer/perpetual student. Essentially, I fight crime.

Favourite Album:  R.E.M. – Automatic For The People.  I usually throw it in when I’m down, and when it’s done, I’m up.

Favourite Film:  Don’t really have a favourite, but I prefer horror/thriller flicks.

Favourite Concert:  1987, 8 Seconds/Duran Duran/Davie Bowie. Duran Duran’s Notorious tour, and David Bowie’s Glass Spider tour. I went with my mom. She accidentally got stoned on the shit being smoked three rows in front of us. My dad couldn’t figure out why the hell she had such nasty munchies on the way home, and I didn’t tell him because it would end up being my fault.  Somehow.

Favorite Book:  Contrarywise by Zohra Greenhaugh.  Filled with otherworldly freaks and halflings and still the best, dirtiest fairy tale I’ve ever read.

Quote: “Adam Anklewicz eats fake chicken soup. I just don’t get fake chicken soup.”

Top 5 Songs About Sex with People of Barely Legal Age

1. “Maggie May” by Rod Stewart
2. “Wendy Under the Stars” by The Odds
3. “Sweet Sixteen” by Billy Idol
4. “Christine Sixteen” by KISS
5. Anything by Chuck Berry

Articles:
November 2004
Bill Hicks Live - Review
Birth - Review
Dents & Shells - Review
Oops! - Chris Gains
Saw - Review
What To Say? - Editorial

October 2004
Acts of God, As Seen From A Mall - Editorial
Around The Sun - Review
Darkly Dreaming Dexter: A Novel - Review
Shark Tale - Review
Songs In The Key Of Beotch - Review
The Indie’s Turn: Carrot Top Records
Whatever Happened To XTC?

September 2004
Battle Of The "Experts" - Reality TV
Collateral - Review
Garden State Soundtrack - Review
Heather Dale: Light Of The North
Medulla - Review
Not A Good Life For All - Editorial
One Plus One Is One - Review
The Exorcist: The Beginning - Review
The Time Machine/The Invisible Man - Review
Vanity Fair - Review

August 2004
Globetrotting - New Orleans, Louisiana
Hot Fuss - Review
In Japan! - Review
My Life - Review
Oh, I'll Touch You Alright - Editorial
The Village - Review
Triplets Of Belleville - Review